Showing posts with label Charlotte Sneed. Show all posts
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Thursday, 12 January 2023

CHAPTER 182: House Call

 


It was Julia's first day at work since her promotion.  No longer the bottom ranked most junior of interns, she now had risen up the ranks.  The last 6 months of hard work had finally paid off for her.  However, with more seniority came more responsibilities and with that, an increased workload.  With her increase in wages she was able to purchase some custom made protective glasses that she could wear instead of contact lenses...which always ran the risk of getting lost; sometimes inside a patient undergoing surgery.


Dr Murakami, the head surgeon, was at the front desk and she looked stressed.  

"Ah, Dr Epstein...it's all hands to the pumps today as the saying goes:  Most of the nursing staff are down, sick.  Food poisoning after Nurse Newell's birthday party last night.  I'm afraid we're going to be backed up with cases today; every bed is occupied right now and we need to clear as many of the low level cases as possible.  Here; here's your first patient." she said, handing Julia a case file.

Julia took a look at the contents:  "Roy Reece, age 65, complaining of abdominal pains.  Roy Reece?  That name seems familiar" she muttered to herself.


She walked off towards Bed One, reading the notes all the way.  Fortunately for her, she knew the hospital layout intimately and didn't accidentally collide with anything as she was walking and reading.  Inside the room was an elderly man with a long, full beard and prominent chin who was looking miserable.

"Mr Reece...I'm Doctor Epstein and I'll be handling your case today.  How are we feeling right now?"

"In pain...annoyed...breathing hurts right now...and I just want to get out of here" was his surly reply.

"I understand and hopefully we will get to the bottom of what's troubling you so we can cure you and send you home.  Now I have a feeling we've met before..."

"Hmm, yes, there's something familiar about you too.  Maybe you've seen me at one of my gigs." he said.

"Are you a musician?" asked Julia.

"Yes.  Jazz.  I'm the leader of Roy Reece And His Ragtime Rascals"

"Oh yes, now I remember.  We met briefly in the music room at the Casbah Gallery." said Julia, recalling that not only had she met Mr Reece, he had been quite rude to her and had her chucked out of the gallery's music room.  But she thought it prudent not to mention the incident to him.

"Yes, we practice there every Saturday morning without fail" he said, curtly.  Maybe he had remembered their previous encounter.


Julia began to perform some basic examination of Mr Reece by taking his temperature, checking his blood pressure, heartbeat and gently examining his abdomen to see if there were any abnormalities or pain there.  All the while they were having a conversation about Jazz.

"Do you like jazz, Dr Epstein?" he asked.

"Most certainly!" came her enthusiastic reply.  "In fact I play piano myself and I'm always switching between playing classical or jazz."

"So you play as well?  Good, so who are your favourite pianists?" 

"Jazz wise?  I'd say Dave Brubeck, Oscar Peterson and Herbie Hancock"

"Harumph!" said Reece, grumpily.  "Not Trad Jazz then!"

"I don't know much about Trad, Mr Reece"

"Trad is the ONLY form of Jazz that should be permitted!  Brubeck can't hold a candle to Jelly Roll Morton and Fats Waller!"

"Well, that's a matter of opinion...now, let's get a swab from your mouth and get it analysed.  Hold still, Mr Reece..."


"AUUGHAAAHHAAAHHHH"

"Thank you Mr Reece; I will send this for analysis and will check on you again in about 3 hours from now..."

"Three hours!"

"See you then, bye"

Julia took the swab to the lab and on her way back to the wards she was intercepted by Dr Murakami.

"Dr Epstein, I have an unusual request to ask of you" she said.  Julia was intrigued and raised a quizzical eyebrow at her boss.

"There's been an outbreak of stomach problems at some kind of society do downtown...suspected food poisoning.  Now normally they'd all come by ambulance and with all our beds occupied it would make more sense to triage at the location instead of here." said Dr Murakami.  "I want you to go"

"But don't we have staff shortages?" said Julia.

"I've got that covered; we have a couple of locum doctors on call and they'll help out.  I need a more senior member of the team down there, assessing what's going on and if you can treat them there without having to admit them here that would be greatly appreciated...if you catch my meaning."

Julia thought she did; pull this off and promotion again couldn't be far away.  She grabbed a traditional black doctor's bag and medical kit, grabbed the notes for the case and hitched a ride in an ambulance downtown to the Arts Quarter, where the call came from.


She was buzzed in to the apartment and immediately the stench of vomit hit her nostrils.  In the kitchen, a woman was hunched over a sink, retching.  She saw Julia enter in her scrubs and guessed she was the doctor sent to help them.  Picking herself up, the woman wiped her mouth and turned to greet Julia.

"Oh thank goodness you've come, Doctor" said the woman.  "Three of us are down with this stomach bug or whatever it is."

"Well let's see if I can help you.  My name's Dr Epstein and you are?"

"Fleig, Patricia Fleig."  There was a moment of recognition between the two women that, based on their surnames, both were Jewish.  "I'm afraid we all overdid it with a seafood platter..."

"Was there much in the way of shellfish on it?" Julia asked.

"Yes, I'm not very observant when it comes to Kosher..." said Fleig, embarrassed.

"I'm here to cure you, not to report you to the Rabbi" said Julia, smiling.

Julia checked out her symptoms and performed an examination before concluding that it was probably food poisoning Patricia was suffering from.


She examined another patient who had crawled out into the hallway to throw up into a large pot plant.  Julia had seen this kind of food poisoning before; eating shellfish, if improperly cooked or left out to get warm, could lead to it.


"May I ask what was this function you had here was about?" asked Julia, as a way of keeping the patient focussed instead of passing out.

"Oh...I'm embarrassed to say..." said the woman, whose name was Lauren Storey.  "...it's like this.  We're a...erm...lunchtime singles club"

"A what?" asked Julia, innocently.

"It's a club that meets once a week on Thursday lunchtime.  We're all professional people who are...well...you know...single..." said the woman, almost embarrassed to tell Julia all this.  "and we meet up to strike up, erm, friendships."

Julia nodded.  "With a view to courtship?" she asked.

"Courtship.  Yes...it's all very clean and above board.  You see, all of us are over 30 and finding a good man...or woman...is difficult these days with all the work and life pressures there are.  Not like the old days where you'd date a boy at High School in your local town and then marry them later!" said Lauren, now relieved to have admitted what this club was about.

"My grandparents marriage was arranged by a matchmaker so I can relate in a way" said Julia.


"I suppose it's easier for the younger generation like yourself with all the discotheques and 'happenings' as they call them." said Lauren.  "But those of us who didn't have that kind of scene and who hate bars have missed the bus" she said with a hint of melancholy in her voice.

"I don't go in for all that either." said Julia.  "I'm not into the sort of things my contemporaries enjoy.  So, I gather there's one more patient for me to see.  Who is it?"

"Jude...he insists he's fine but he's just as bad as the rest of us" said Lauren, gingerly getting to her feet and leading Julia back into the apartment.

"I'll be the judge of that!" said Julia, determinedly.  She often got annoyed at male patients trying to put on an air of false bravado by talking down their illnesses.


Lauren walked ahead of Julia and led her back into the apartment and to a bedroom.  "Jude, the doctor is here to see you" she called out.

A man's voice responded "I don't need to see a doctor, I'm fine!" he said, opening the door and stepping out from the room.  However, when he saw Julia his attitude changed.  "Well, maybe I should have a check up" he added.

Julia was struck by this Jude's appearance.  Tall, slim but well built with immaculate hair, a strong jaw and cheekbones and the smart casual orange blazer and turtleneck worn with crisp pants and pale Cuban heeled boots...even she was taken aback at how handsome this man was.

"Ah, hello" said a now nervous Julia.  "I'm Doctor Julia Epstein" she said, getting her first name in there as well.  "Have you been suffering the same symptoms as these ladies as well or are there any others you can tell me?"

"I have had some stomach problems but I think I'm over the worst..." he said, smoothly in a voice that seemed to match his looks.  Julia took careful note of all this, and what he was saying.


"Ooooooh, there it goes again!" he said, clutching his stomach suddenly.

"I don't think you're as well as you would like to imagine" said Julia.  "Now, let me feel around the area where there's pain."

"It's right there" he said, pointing to his lower left abdomen.

Julia put her hands on that part of his body and felt around the warm skin, asking him to let her know if he felt any acute pain when she pressed against him.

"Not quite" he said.  "A bit lower"

"Like here?"

"No, lower still" he said.  Julia's hands now were below his waistline and just above his pelvis.  Any lower and...

"There...not quite THAT low, mind you" he said, grimacing.

"I see...yes, food poisoning." she said, standing up and instructing Jude that he could put his sweater and blazer back on.  Fortunately I have some medicine that I've prescribed to your friends here..."


He handed him the bottle and he took it.  Again, his hands were warm and the skin smooth.  Maybe Julia held on to that bottle a fraction too long in order to extend that moment.  Nevertheless, Jude took it from her gently.

"I'll make sure I take the full course, thank you, Doctor Epstein" he said.

"Right, well I'll just fill out some paperwork and I'm done here.  I hope you all get well soon..." she said, sitting down on a bed and taking out her official documentation and a pen.  To her not-unwelcome surprise, Jude sat next to her.

"Thank you once again for coming out." he said.  "Just one thing though; how long before my symptoms start to go away...it's just that I've got a lot on with work right now?"

"Oh 1 to 2 days.  Hopefully you'll see an improvement in your health tomorrow and the next day.  What is it you do, Mr...?"

"Oh, McKenna but please call me Jude.  I'm a stockbroker" he said.

Julia smiled to herself.  A professional man of means...mother would approve. She thought.

"I would take the rest of the day off, Mr McKenna, I mean...Jude...and to be on the safe side, tomorrow as well."

"Who am I to argue with my doctor?" he said with a smile.


Julia smiled back but didn't know what to say next.  She just wasn't smooth enough in these situations and was inexperienced in flirtatious banter.

"I hope we run into each other again, Doctor" he said.  Then he looked at the floor, took a deep breath and looked up at Julia.  "May I be presumptuous and give you my business card?" he said, reaching inside his blazer.

"Oh...well...I mean, you are my patient so...." she grimaced.

"I'm so sorry, ethics and all that." he replied, sheepishly.

"No.  Don't apologise.  However, you are now officially discharged from my care so....let me see...what are the rules again?  I can take your card...in case I have any stocks and shares advice I might need." she said, struggling for the right words to say.

"Of course.  As one professional to another" Jude replied.  "And as a medical professional...if I have any reoccurrence of my stomach problems or my symptoms don't improve where can I contact you?"

"Oh yes...here's my card with my hospital phone number and also..." she said, carefully pointing out a second number on her card.  "My messaging service if you can't reach me at the hospital."

Jude smiled.  "Thank you.  So we both know we can reach each other if either of us need some...professional...advice" he said looking into her eyes.  Julia gulped and nodded.

She made her goodbyes and headed back to the hospital for a late lunch.  Sitting in the cafeteria she thought about meeting Jude McKenna and how she was drawn to him.  Normally she was so career focussed and hated all that kind of lovey dovey romance nonsense, going so far as to join an organisation that was against smut and permissiveness but with Jude it was different as it was different with Vincent before he had to go away.  These were strong, professional men, adults not rampaging hormonal overgrown boys like Rez Valdez or others like him who were only interested in her body and sex.  No, a gentleman who was solvent and mature was fine in Julia's book.  Plus she was now doing well in her career; she was trusted and respected and now she could look ahead and see the possibility of including a man in her life, as long as it was the right kind of man and not just anyone for the sake of it.  On top of that, Jude seemed to like her as well and he was clearly looking for a woman of more substance hence his membership of a singles club where he would meet a more refined kind of woman, by the looks of things.  Julia was a more mature head on a young body, she thought.


But it was back to the day job and following up on those tests of Mr Reece's she had done earlier.  She headed back to the lab to pick up his test results, read them and went to his room.

"Hello Mr Reece.  I've got your test results here" she said, entering the room.


"You seem unnaturally merry, Doctor Epstein" he grumbled.  "I hope you have some good news for me"

"Well it's been a good day for me but I don't want to make you feel any worse by being too merry.  As for your results, well it's good and bad news.  The bad news is you have gallstones, Mr Reece, but the good news is that it is treatable without the need for surgery."

"That's the first bit of good news I've heard since I arrived here" he grumbled.


"Well I'll write you a prescription and the pharmacy will send you the medicine you need.  Hopefully that will help and I hope to see the Ragtime Rascals, full line up, soon.  Goodbye, Mr Reece."

One case dealt with, it was time to look in on another patient; a little boy called Jimmy Gibbs.  He had a nasty rash and fever that was bothering him.  However, there was another problem to deal with...a woman was in Jimmy's room and it wasn't a relation.  Her name was Miss Charlotte Sneed and was a patient with a separate medical condition.

"Miss Sneed...you have to leave this room immediately!" said a stern Julia.

"It's so stuffy in here!  The kid's suffering!  I'm trying to open a window!" came the reply from an agitated and manic looking Miss Sneed.

"Miss...I have to ask you to leave this room!  I need to take this boy's temperature and...what medication did you just take?"

"What?  All of it!" replied Miss Sneed.  "All of it plus my regular, daily medication"

"Oh no...you're tripping out.  I'll get a nurse to escort you back to your room."

"This room...so hot...even the paint on the walls is starting to melt..." said Sneed, in a daze.


Eventually a couple of nurses showed up and guided the spaced out Miss Sneed back to her bed, made notes about her medication being too strong and confiscating the pills she had concealed in her handbag.  For Julia, she ended her shift with some rare praise for all her hard work from none other than her hyper-critical boss, Dr Murakami.

She was exhausted and went straight home, not even changing out of her scrubs for her regular clothing.  She grabbed a light dinner and flopped on her bed.


She couldn't rest for long as she had to perform a set down at the Blue Velvet club this evening.  She was exhausted but at the same time hanging around the house on her own this evening didn't seem like much fun so playing piano for a few hours should boost her spirits, she felt.

Getting up to get changed for the club she thought about what she would wear.  Normally she didn't care about wearing the latest styles or dressing to impress but the manager of the club, who booked her to play once a week, asked if she could 'jazz up' her outfits instead of looking like someone just off the street?

But what to wear?  Her kilt like skirt was too everyday but her fancy frocks were better suited to weddings.  Her blue dress was at the dry cleaners but a couple of weeks ago she had been out with Barbara and Suzy and she bought an outfit on their advice.  Maybe it was time to give it a go?

Julia was unsure.  It was a black and white top and skirt with matching accessories, an idea inspired by Suzy's mod black and white look.  The top was snug fitting and made of a stretch material but it had long sleeves and a high neck.  The skirt was short and fitted her hips more snugly and had a prominent belt and buckle but doubts about its brevity would be countered if she wore thick tights.

She put the outfit on and thought it looked smart enough.  A bit more 'with it' than she normally wore but...well...why not make the odd concession to fashion once in a while?  She thought.  Plus...this outfit would be suitable for a date...no!  She thought again, hold that thought before it gets out of control!

She touched up her make-up, adding a bit more than she normally wore and then paused before considering her hair.  Maybe jazz that up as well?  She undid her long plaits and brushed her hair straight.  The overall effect was startling to her:  A different outfit, a bit more make up and brushing her hair straight and she looked almost unrecognisable to herself!


She noticed she'd left Jude's business card on her desk and considered calling him but thought that was highly inappropriate and forward.  The man was recovering from an illness, after all, but to let him know she was playing piano at the Blue Velvet tonight and if he were to swing by they could meet for a chat?  No, let the poor man rest!  She thought.

It was off to the Blue Velvet and she had her set list planned.  When she entered the night club already things were in full swing and there was a buzzing vibe to the place.  One or two of the male patrons noticed her enter and their heads were turned:  Who was this cute chick in the club tonight?  A new pianist, perhaps?  


She sat by the piano and played a scale to see if it was in tune:  Fortunately it was.  Then she began her set with a favourite Bacharach/David composition.



During the song she was approached by someone she knew...Kerry Fry.  Kerry stood next to the piano and watched her play without saying anything but nodding along to the rhythm of the song.  When she stopped playing she turned towards him.

"Impressive" he said.


"Thank you, I've been wanting to play that one here for some time" she replied.

"I didn't mean the song, I meant you.  I dig the new gear." he said, looking at her up and down.

"I'm not sure anyone would notice" 

"I did...listen...can I get you a drink?" he asked.

"Erm...not now.  I'm still doing the first part of my set.  I get a break in a little bit, you can get me one then."

Kerry winked at her and took a seat nearby to watch her play.

She continued to play and after 20 minutes it was time for a short break.  Her first priority was going to the bathroom, which was located upstairs at the club, and when she came back down she had found she had made some new fans.

"Bravo!  Well done!  I thought you played beautifully just now" said a young man who had an air of confidence and swagger about him.

"Thank you" Julia replied, politely.

"Please, can I get you a drink?  Will you sit with me a moment?" the man asked, smiling.  Julia liked his smile; it radiated charm and warmth.  "My name's J and I don't think I've seen you here before"


Julia took a seat next to J.  "I play here once a week." she said.

"Wait!  You're the one who accompanies Joelene!  Ah, you look so different with your hair like that."

"Do you know Joelene?" asked Julia.

"Yes; she and I are Kitten Club members...well, I am, she left to pursue her music career." replied J.

Julia bristled.  She did not like the Kitten Club and what they got up to.  She was impressed by J's charm and manners but knew that, deep down, he was only after one thing with women.  

"Well thank you for the compliments and have a great rest of the evening but I want to catch up with a friend over there before I resume my set.  Goodbye, J."

"Wait!  What about the drink?" he called out as Julia stood up.

"Thank you for the offer, but now" she said, politely.  The less contact she had with the Kitten Club, particularly the male membership, the better.  Still, no reason to spoil his evening by confronting him over it.  That's something Edna Sneedley might try, but not her.

Julia tried looking around for Kerry but couldn't see him as the bar became ever more crowded.  In the end she ordered a drink for herself and walked back towards the piano when she saw him there at a table in the company of another woman.


Kerry noticed that the expression on his date's face had turned sour and he looked behind him to see Julia standing there, holding a drink.

"Oh, sorry!  I did promise to buy you a drink!" he said, slapping his forehead.  He turned to the woman sat with him and said "My manners are all over the place this evening...may I introduce Julia to you?  She's an old friend of the family and plays piano here....Julia this is my...erm...friend..."

"I have to get ready for my next set" said Julia, coolly.

She walked away from his table, deflated that he was being flaky and didn't even mention he had a date.  At one time it looked like the two of them might go out on a date, and they had been "match made" by their respective parents, but Kerry often backed away, called things off at the last moment or else went quiet for weeks.  Julia had grown tired of his flakiness and here he was, at it again...compliments, promises to "meet up", but nothing following that.

She had about 5 minutes to spare and a drink and a pretzel to finish before she had to perform again.  All the seats were occupied except for one near the piano itself, which had one solitary man sitting at it but a spare seat next to him.

"Excuse me, is this seat free?" Julia asked the man sitting there.

"You would have to negotiate a transaction with the owners of this establishment and I believe they would want to charge you money for it." said the man in a monotone voice.

"I mean, is it occupied or will it be occupied by someone you're expecting?" said Julia, trying to be precise with a man who seemed to depend on precision in his speech.  His manner reminded her of someone she met in an art gallery months ago.  He was someone who spoke oddly as well.

"No.  It is unclaimed at this precise juncture.  You may sit there." he replied.  Julia sat down and finished her food and drink but she was still looking across the bar at Kerry and his date.  She didn't know why she took an interest or indeed cared who he was with.  But, in the recesses of her mind, there was a subconscious pang of jealousy buried deep within her.


"Sandor 21?" 

"What?" Julia was shaken from her daydream and saw the stranger was talking to her again.

"You are Sandor 21, confirm" he repeated.

"I don't know what you're talking about" said Julia, starting to get annoyed.

"Is this not your new form?  I have not been briefed about your new appearance" 

"Oh, I bought this outfit last weekend.  This is the first time I've worn it." she replied.

"Sandor 21"

"No, J.C. Penney"

"I do not understand the reference." he replied.  "However, I have nothing to report this evening."

"O....K..." said Julia, backing away.  This guy was weird!  "I have a set to perform, please excuse me" and with that she stood up and quickly made her way back to the piano.

The second part of the show went well and she made some money from her appearance fee plus tips that were placed in a very large brandy goblet by patrons.  She didn't stick around to socialise afterwards...she was done with men for this evening!


Sunday, 21 August 2022

CHAPTER 167: Not Our Sort

 

After a hard morning at the hair salon, Edna returned home and had a mid-morning pick me up.  She had more work today to promote the League of Decency and her political aims.  A few weeks ago she had made considerable progress in getting her message of clean living, moral righteousness and the destruction of the permissive society to the public but the last fortnight had seen her hitting a barrier of sorts:  A levelling out of support instead of making gains.


"George, sometimes I feel it's like we go two steps forwards and two steps back...do you know what I mean?"

"Like Madison Time?" replied George, who didn't quite grasp what she was saying.  The Madison dance had a move called "two up, two down".

"No, not like the dance...I mean we're not progressing.  The cause isn't." she said with a sigh.

"Well it's still early days, dear" said George, sympathetically.  "You just need to hit the streets and impress on more people"

"You make it sound easy" she said, forlornly.

"Edna, you're the most determined woman I know" said George.  "You let nothing get in your way" 

"That's true...I kept pursuing you until I got my man!" she said with a wry smile.  With that, she opened the front door of Sneedley Burrow and strode out into Bedrock Straight to spread the good word.

She didn't have to go far to find a prospective candidate to talk to.  A woman of indeterminate age, who Edna thought could have been anywhere between mid-20s and 40, was walking right outside of the Burrow and she looked somewhat confused.  She was wearing a mostly burgundy coloured outfit which made her stand out from everyone else who was around.  Edna inspected her from head to toe...a redhead with prominent blue eyes (hair not styled but worn long and straight...tsk tsk), a dress in a nice colour and pattern but about a foot too short, thick stockings to match the colour of the dress (how garish) and matching shoes (far too much of one colour, another tsk).  What made this woman stand out for Edna was that she was holding a large book.

"Good morning, madam" said Edna.  "I couldn't help but notice that book you're reading, what is it?"

"Oh this?" the woman replied.  "Just an anthology of poems.  I'm a bit of a bookworm and on a beautiful day like this I like to read all kinds of poems to lift my mood." she said in a cheery voice.

"Ah, do you like the classics like Keats, Longfellow and erm....what's his name, Byron?"

"Yeah, those cats are great.  I like Yeats, Donne and Ginsburg as well" 

"Never heard of that last one" said Edna, dismissively.  "But you seem like a well read and intelligent...ahem...woman; permit me to introduce myself.  My name is Edna Sneedley from The League of Decency.  Can you spare a few minutes of your time?"

"Yeah, sure, I'm free today" the woman replied.

"Eeeeexceeeeelleeeent" said Edna, who tended to extend the word 'excellent' when she was in her element.  "The League of Decency wants to promote and encourage our...ahem...young people to read more instead of indulging themselves in frivolous and potentially harmful activities.  So long as it's the right kind of reading material."

"Gee...what do you mean by 'the right kind of material', Mrs Sneedley?"

"Well, revolutionary material and subject matter which is far too explicit and salacious...and use of foul language"

"Oh I don't like books that are too descriptive" said the woman with a shake of her head.  "I like to use my imagination as to what the author means....which is why I like poetry the best:  I interpret the meaning, do you know what I mean?"

"I think so...but, yes, more left to the imagination is a good thing.  I abhor over revealing material where the writer is clearly fascinated by dirty subjects..."

At that precise moment Alan Cuffe walked past the two ladies.

Edna turned her face away from him with an air of disgust but Cuffe said nothing.  Instead he gave the other woman a quick look up and down but didn't react at all.  Without breaking his stride or pausing Cuffe had moved on.

"As I was saying..." continued Edna when Cuffe was out of earshot.

"Was that?" asked the woman.

"Yes, and he's precisely the problem I'm talking about" replied Edna.  "Anyway, think about what I'm saying here, here's a small pamphlet about who we are, what we do and what we stand for and can I count on your support?" 

"Are you trying to put me in a bag, lady?" said the woman, tetchily.  Her mood had suddenly changed.

"A bag? I don't understand" replied Edna, confused by the term.

"Yeah, like you want to contain me in a bag...telling me what to do, putting me away..."

"Well, I don't want to tell you what to do...more like giving you guidance and the correct steering" 

"You're not my mom!  Or my high school principal!  Of my doctor!" said the woman, getting more annoyed.

Edna gulped nervously.  "Well, you have the information...I must be going....goodbye and good luck with your poetry" she said, nodding towards the book that was still clutched tightly to the woman's hand.

Edna walked off, nonchalantly, and muttered to herself "Mutton dressed as lamb!  She's at least 35!  Not our sort, oh no, she's definitely not our sort"

Returning home to Sneedley Burrow she went indoors, poured herself a Gin and Tonic and went to see George.

"Did that go well, dear? I saw you talking with that young woman for quite a while" he said.

"She's not that young...too much make up and padding in the right places if you ask me." said Edna, taking a big sip of her drink.  "She's not our sort, George, let's just leave it at that."

"So what now?" he asked.

"I said I'd drop some League of Decency material next door to the McGregors.  Myra was asking to look at some of our pamphlets.  Do you wish to come, George?"

"Don't mind if I do, actually.  Get a chance to stretch my legs" he replied.

They met Myra as she was sweeping the front porch to her house. 

"Good day, Myra, I trust you and your family are doing well?" said Edna, cheered up by her G&T.

"We are, thank you.  We're just having a slightly lazy Sunday afternoon" replied Edna.

"I didn't see you at church this morning" enquired Edna.

"Oh...well...we slept in.  Jamie's been hard studying and Colin had a restless night.  We'll be there next week.  Promise." replied Myra, defensively.  "Erm, would you like to come inside for a coffee?" she said, as a way of pacifying the Sneedleys.

"That would be lovely" replied Edna. "Oh, and I've brought those pamphlets you said you'd be interested in looking at"

"Great" said Myra, flatly.

Myra went to the kitchen to make a fresh pot of coffee whilst Edna and George looked over the humble McGregor home.  As they were doing so the son, Jamie, entered the lounge.

"Oh hi, Mr and Mrs Sneedley" he said.

"Hello Jamie, I hope all is well with you?  How is school?" asked Edna.

"School, oh yeah, that's cool.  I got a few B's this week so my grade curve is up." the boy replied.

"You must be pleased" replied Edna.

"Yeah...Is Mom making some coffee?  Please sit down" said Jamie, remembering his manners.

"It's so important to focus on your grades instead of frivolous past times" said Edna, after sitting down.

"Did you get good grades at school, Mrs Sneedley, if you don't mind me asking?" said Jamie.

Edna paused for a moment before responding.  "I got the grades I required to become a dental nurse...that was my job after leaving school and before settling down to marriage."

Myra brought out the coffees and soon she and Edna were discussing the neighbourhood and whether her and Colin had any plans to do some home improvements.  That left Jamie with George.

"So, Jamie, have you considered a career in the armed forces?" said George.  "I spent 10 years in the US Navy and they were some of the best years of my life."

"Gee, no, Mr Sneedley.  I'm not sure what I want to do at the moment."

"You've got to have a career plan, young Jamie.  I learned a trade in the Navy: catering.  I can tell you it's no easy task preparing a meal for 400 crew whilst under attack from Japanese Kamikaze pilots." George said, shuddering at the memory.

"Actually catering is one of the careers I've thought about.  Being a chef, you know...but, say, Mr Sneedley, when you were at high school what was the dating scene like?"

"Well, it was the very end of the Depression...we couldn't even afford to look at a girl at school, let alone ask her out." George replied.

When Edna and Myra re-joined the room talk soon became dominated by Edna and her opinions about society.  Jamie, however, had a few questions of his own...

"Mrs Sneedley" he began "I was wondering....I mean, you're all against the permissive society but weren't people back in the War up to all kinds of things?  I mean, wasn't there a baby boom AFTER it?  Your generation must have been a little bit permissive?" he said with feigned innocence.

"Well....I mean...yes...there were a lot of babies born just after....when the husbands came home, of course.  But we don't talk about such things!"

"I think we've taken up enough of the McGregor's time, George.  Let's go home" said Edna, wriggling out of the spot Jamie had put her in.

George went straight home but Edna saw some litter in the street and picked it up, tutting at the carelessness of litterbugs.  However, her civic policing was interrupted by the presence of Alan Cuffe, who was still jogging.

"Oh, Edna, didn't see you there" he said, slowing down before he accidentally collided with her.

"Just doing my civic duty and keeping the place neat and tidy" she replied, haughtily.

"Yes...well you'll get no argument from me there." he replied.

"If only everything could be kept neat..." she said.

"At the moment, I am focussing on keeping fit..." he said, dropping to the ground and doing push ups.  "Keeping fit prevents the bugs from invading my system...got to keep those bugs out.  Stop the invasion of my body..."

"Mr Cuffe, are you...alright?" she asked, puzzled by what he was saying.

Meanwhile George was settling down in the lounge of Sneedley Burrow to listen to some music and read a good book.


He had just sat down and got comfortable when there was a knock at the door.

"Ah, Edna's probably forgotten her keys" he said, getting up and walking over to open it.  But it wasn't Edna, it was a red headed woman wearing a barely there burgundy dress.

"Oh, I'm looking for Mrs Sneedley" she said.

"She's my wife.  She's not here at the moment but I'm expecting her back soon.  Can I help?  I'm George Sneedley."

"Maybe you can...you see, your wife told me about your League of Decency this morning and I reacted badly to it, but on reflection I'm curious.  Can I talk to you about it?" she said.

"I....erm....certainly" said George, looking the lady up and down.  He felt nervous about asking a younger woman into his home while his wife was absent.

The woman, who gave her name as Charlotte Sneed, strode purposely into the Burrow and looked the place over.


"This place is wild....I don't know, maybe I shouldn't be here after all..." she said.

"Oh don't leave just yet!  Ask me anything about the League.  We're in the business of improving society" said George, who was both shocked and entranced by this woman.

"OK, maybe I shouldn't be so nervous....hey, is that Baroque music you've got playing there?  I love Baroque."

"Yes...it's something of an interest of mine" said George.  "Helps to settle the mind I feel"

"Yeah...I think I need to settle mine..." she said, sitting on the couch right next to him.  "I had some mushrooms this morning and I haven't come down from them."

"Oh...you had mushrooms?  I think they're a much underrated ingredient.  I'm a chef by trade." replied George.

"That's not the kind of mushrooms I meant...." said Charlotte.  "Say, isn't it trippy that you're called Sneedley and I'm called Sneed?"

"Like your name is an unfinished version of mine!  Ha-ha!" George laughed nervously.

Charlotte sat down right next to George, which made him nervous.  The hem of her dress rode up so high her legs were right there for him to see.  He gulped, this strange woman was sitting way too close to him and yet he had to admit to himself it was a very pretty dress.


"Tell me more about your little organisation" she said, with a soft husky tone to her voice.

George gulped again. "We...erm...we try to fight back....erm....I mean, suppress...." be began but at that moment Edna walked into the house.

"Oh" she said, seeing George sitting next to the strange youngish woman she met earlier on.  "I didn't know we were expecting guests, George?"

"Oh, Edna, I believe you've met this lady..." said George, immediately springing to his feet.

"We certainly have" Edna replied, suspiciously.  "So, what do we owe this visit?" she asked Charlotte.

"I'm curious about your organisation, I want to know more"

"I'm not sure we're your kind of people, Miss?"

"Sneed, Charlotte Sneed...I was just having a little joke with your husband about how similar our names are."

"Hmmm, just the names, though" said Edna, with a trace of acid.

"Maybe there's other things we have in common...like your ideas?  I want to know more."

"Really?  Well, shall we adjourn to my...I mean, our office?  I can show you the kind of things we're working on." said Edna.


They crossed the hall to the study where, again, Charlotte inspected the room and cast judgement.

"This is one serious room" she said.

"Of course, serious business goes on here" replied Edna.  "What is it that you're in search of, Miss Sneed?  I sense direction, purpose, meaning."

"Yeah, all of those things" replied Charlotte.  "I'm a kind of cosmic drifter going from one thing to the next.  I feel drawn to you two...in a magnetic way...like polar opposites"

"Erm, polar opposites repel, not attract" interjected George.

"I'm not expressing myself very well" continued Charlotte.  "But I'm tired of drifting around and am looking for more purpose."

"If that's what you want you have to want to take control over your life and make serious changes" said Edna.  "For starters, I recommend young...well, youngish in your case...women smarten themselves up first.  Lengthen your hemlines, get rid of the garish coloured hosiery and get a smart, sensible hairstyle that doesn't move."

"Oh...you don't approve of my outfit?" replied, Charlotte, surprised.

"I've seen worse, but smart appearance is core to our work" replied Edna.  "Along with moral fortitude, pride in one's community and nation and weeding out undesirables."

"And a healthy diet" added George.

"Oh...man...I'm starting to come down from those mushrooms!" replied Charlotte.  "I'm feeling hot and tensed up!"


"I'll get some Alka Seltzer" said George, getting up from his chair.

"No!  I'll be OK...I need to come down, that's all...thanks for your time, I must be going..." Charlotte replied.  "Nice house, once again" and with that the young woman strode out of the Sneedley residence with a haughty air about her.


"What a strange woman..." remarked George, after she left.  "Maybe she had indigestion?"

"I don't think the mushrooms she was referring to are the same kind you and I eat." said Edna, narrowing her eyes as she watched Charlotte Sneed walk down the street.  "No, you're quite right, George, a strange woman...not our sort at all."

"Anyway, I must get to work now, Dear" said George. "I hope you have a pleasant evening" he said, grabbing his chef's jacket.

After he'd left Edna made some fresh coffee...which she made Irish with a dash of whisky. She found people like Charlotte Sneed a drain to be around.


One coffee wasn't enough and Edna ended up drinking three over the course of the evening.  This, however, made her feel worse for wear...As she stepped outside for some fresh air to sober up she pondered the crosses she had to bear in her day to day life, how hard the task of correcting society was and keeping it all together...thank goodness she had a loyal and dependable husband in George.  He would never stray into strange territory...